Beth. 21. I hate Bucky Barnes

sebadasstian-stan:

bride-of-bucky:

crying because “the man on the bridge…he grabbed my left boob”

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sebadasstian-stan:

bride-of-bucky:

crying because “the man on the bridge…he grabbed my left boob”

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the-frozen-everdeen:

me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here

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  • child's therapist: your child has a mental disorder
  • parent: i'm supportive, understanding, and loving. i will do all i can to help my child.
  • child: i can't do this because my disorder makes it very hard.
  • parent: you're lazy
  • parent: you're immature
  • parent: get over it it's not that big of a deal
  • parent: grow up
  • parent: don't tell anyone about your disorder you should be ashamed of it
  • child: i'm insulted and i think your comments are abusive
  • parent: i've done nothing but support you with this!!!!

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ryknows:

when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught

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ladyholmesoftardis:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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i want mark ruffalo to see this

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lapfuck-trax:

bunjywunjy:

trickstercheebs:

familiaralien:

flyingcuttlefish:

xtattooedheart:

birdologist:

I can’t even hear what this dude’s saying but look at how ineffectually angry this bird is.

I’ve had days where I’ve wanted ti shriek like this at people too.
As a side note, I love that barn owls are used to often in art, and considered the most beautiful species, yet they make a noise like Satan’s chalkboard.
Majestic.

Sounds like the little girl getting burned alive in the Silent Hill movie.

So much for owls saying hoot :U

make a car alarm with this noise and I bet you no one will ignore it :v

I want one.

"You are so cute."

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE*

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thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

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beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

(Source: awwww-cute)

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n-a-blue-box:

verysharpteeth:

romanianlovespell:

Ok, so I’m TOTALLY in love with Sebastian’s enthusiastic video game voice!

I’m tryin’ to help you, dummy!

BUCKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

It actually would have been cool if they’d had something like this in the movie. You get more of Bucky’s personality in this 1 minute scene than you do through most of TFA. He’s so delightfully mouthy through all this.

hnnnggggg that woulda been great

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hughswolverine:

PUBERTY DONE RIGHT

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this-new-romantic-way:

Sexuality: Aneurin Barnard in Spring Awakening singing “Totally Fucked.”

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letsgetdowney:

#me when avengers age of ultron comes out (x)

(Source: tomhazeldine)

lowlevelriot:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

The thing is though, without cheese there is absolutely NOTHING keeping the beef on the pizza. Hell, even a bit of sauce may have maintained some order. But no matter how diligent the chef was, no matter how careful the delivery person drove, that beef was always gonna scatter to the winds. And that is what gets me in the end. The fate of it all. And if we learned anything from Sophocles and his trilogy, is that there is no use fighting what has been ordained. No matter what actions you may take, no matter how hard you fight or how fast you run, what will come to pass will come to pass.

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lowlevelriot:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

The thing is though, without cheese there is absolutely NOTHING keeping the beef on the pizza. Hell, even a bit of sauce may have maintained some order. But no matter how diligent the chef was, no matter how careful the delivery person drove, that beef was always gonna scatter to the winds. And that is what gets me in the end. The fate of it all. And if we learned anything from Sophocles and his trilogy, is that there is no use fighting what has been ordained. No matter what actions you may take, no matter how hard you fight or how fast you run, what will come to pass will come to pass.

(Source: ollielephant)

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bluecoolkind:

it’s still so weird to me that most of the people who see phantom aren’t obsessed phans

like how could you just go to something like that and not want to devote your entire life to it

how

sitlausdeo:

theiconoskin:

sweeteandsmiles:

keepcalmprepon:

ourloveissemperfii:

This was too cute not to share!

This is too adorable

I’m not cRYING

Fatherhood is a good thing and good fatherhood is a great thing.

:D

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sitlausdeo:

theiconoskin:

sweeteandsmiles:

keepcalmprepon:

ourloveissemperfii:

This was too cute not to share!

This is too adorable

I’m not cRYING

Fatherhood is a good thing and good fatherhood is a great thing.

:D