Beth. 21. I hate Bucky Barnes
Reblogged from shakespeareshoplifting
ok but r&j/In the Flesh AU where undead!Mercutio gets stabbed in a bar fight and he lays on the ground being the overly dramatic baby he is.
“Benvolio, I am slain!”
“Mercutio, you are already dead.”
"I can’t hear you, it’s getting so dark…"
“Mercutio, please get up.”
Reblogged from kylescatlife
my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time
and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”
and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”
like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college
Reblogged from moriartymakinitrain
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.